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With the release of Wiki's latest intel that the government can turn your phone and tv into spy devices that can see and hear everything you do, I kinda panicked.
The new girlfriend asked why I carry concealed in my house. "Because the CIA is capable of spying on me!"😎 She laughed.... I laughed The cell phone AND tv laughed😳 I shot the phone and tv.
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Hahahahaha
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ME: Anyone else get the feeling their being watched?
Replacement TV AND CELL PHONE; "THEY'RE!" Dammit!
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So what happened? Was SHE too fast for ya to get a bead on her?
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She hasn't mentioned astrological signs, pyramid powers, crystal or aroma therapy..
I'm waiting But so far she seems like a keeper. Update: Her parole officers's been asking if she's still on her meds. Damn it
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You need to just order yourself a Russian mail-order bride - pretty good-looking, healthy genes, and while they're bellyachin' at you, you can't understand a word.
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If you ask Trump he may get you the address or web site! hahahaha!
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If she looked half as good as the First Lady I'd break out the check book and start on the Rosetta Stone Russian program....
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If you had half as much money as Trump you could have one that looked as good as her.
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Or Big Louie.
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