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Old 03-08-2017, 11:11 PM
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With the release of Wiki's latest intel that the government can turn your phone and tv into spy devices that can see and hear everything you do, I kinda panicked.

The new girlfriend asked why I carry concealed in my house.

"Because the CIA is capable of spying on me!"😎

She laughed....

I laughed

The cell phone AND tv laughed😳

I shot the phone and tv.
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ME: Anyone else get the feeling their being watched?

Replacement TV AND CELL PHONE; "THEY'RE!"

Dammit!
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She laughed....

I laughed

The cell phone AND tv laughed😳

I shot the phone and tv.
So what happened? Was SHE too fast for ya to get a bead on her?
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She hasn't mentioned astrological signs, pyramid powers, crystal or aroma therapy..
I'm waiting
But so far she seems like a keeper.

Update:
Her parole officers's been asking if she's still on her meds.
Damn it
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You need to just order yourself a Russian mail-order bride - pretty good-looking, healthy genes, and while they're bellyachin' at you, you can't understand a word.
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If you ask Trump he may get you the address or web site! hahahaha!
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If she looked half as good as the First Lady I'd break out the check book and start on the Rosetta Stone Russian program....
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If you had half as much money as Trump you could have one that looked as good as her.
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If you ask Trump he may get you the address or web site! hahahaha!
Or Big Louie.
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