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Old 08-03-2010, 09:36 PM
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Default Ode to Bacon

personal favorite thread of mine,,,started in the other place but will continue it here


http://www.notmartha.org/archives/20...27/bacon-cups/

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Old 08-03-2010, 10:47 PM
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whooooooooooooooa. thats coool
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Old 08-04-2010, 03:46 AM
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I love you bacon!
Have you seen the comemercial where the girl brings a bacon sandwich in her purse to lure guys? LOL
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Old 08-04-2010, 07:31 AM
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I love you bacon!
Have you seen the comemercial where the girl brings a bacon sandwich in her purse to lure guys? LOL
Hahahaha ... is that why you called it a "COME-mercial"? Heck, at first, I thought it was a typo! LOL
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Old 08-04-2010, 09:06 AM
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I'm for most anything that is "not martha". LOL
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Old 08-04-2010, 09:08 AM
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It was a typo, I'm not that slick! Thinking about a bacon double cheese burger and I lost it for a minute.
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Old 08-04-2010, 09:41 AM
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I've yet to be so bored with bacon that I felt the need to make it better. LOL
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Old 08-04-2010, 06:37 PM
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http://www.indigo.org/bacon.html
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The Bacon Tree

Two Irishmen are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......

'Hey Paddy, do you smell what I smell - it's bacon I'm sure of it.'

'Yes Harry, it smells like bacon to me.'

So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.

'Paddy, Paddy, we're saved. 'it is a bacon tree.'

'Harry, are you sure it's not a mirage? We are in the Desert don't forget.'

'Paddy, when did you ever hear of a mirage that smells like bacon... it's no mirage, it's a bacon tree.'

And with that... Harry races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Paddy following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Harry is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Paddy with his dying breath.

'Paddy... go back man, you was right it's not a bacon tree.'

'Harry ,Harry ... what the **** is it ?'

'Paddy... its not a bacon tree...

it's ...

it's ...

it's ...

it's ...

it's ...

it's a Ham Bush

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Old 08-04-2010, 10:21 PM
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Hahahahaha ... I wasn't ready for that one!
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