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Old 01-24-2017, 04:35 PM
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Some member of the family sent me a fit bit watch, I noted that it was already set up to be monitored. I went on line but nobody would admit sending it. I knew the IP and therefore it was a son or daughter in law but they remained innocent.

So I put it on my German shepherd. A dogs 4 paws hitting the ground gives 4 steps to my 2 and since they're shorter paws she puts in more distance with each paw..three or four or five times a day I'd throw the ball and she would retrieve it..I'd stay out there for an hour or two.

After a week BOTH daughters in Law and the Daughter were asking if I was ok, apparently the dogs heart beats faster. Told them I was running stairways at the football field and lifting weights as well as training for an upcoming boxing match.

The Son in Law called saying I needed to take the freakin watch off the ladies couldn't believe they were being beat by a 62 year old wearing a pacemaker and defibrillator. Though the ladies are sweating off pounds... he sez they're killing themselves..

Never mess with old people, we are treacherous, vindictive, cunning and creative..
Be careful following the masses.
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Old 01-28-2017, 06:52 PM
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Never mess with old people, we are treacherous, vindictive, cunning and creative..
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