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Old 12-16-2015, 10:53 AM
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Two brooms are getting married.
Before the ceremony, the bride broom say's to the groom broom.
I think I'm going to have a whisk.
The groom broom say's, "How can that be?
We haven't even swept together!
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Old 12-16-2015, 09:44 PM
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O. M. G. Just shoot me now!!
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He got the title right.
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He got the title right.
Sure did!! hahahahaha
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I'm offended at how hard you are being toward Rudy's joke, BAHAHAHAHA. Even though you both hit the nail on the head, Lol.
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Old 12-19-2015, 09:07 AM
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I used the right title.
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I'm offended at how hard you are being toward Rudy's joke, BAHAHAHAHA. Even though you both hit the nail on the head, Lol.
I was nice!!
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I used the right title.
See, rudy knows I wouldn't say anything negative about his joke.

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Old 12-20-2015, 09:36 AM
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Yeah, Rudy is thinking about the chipper and you know it Marge, Lol.
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Old 12-20-2015, 09:40 AM
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Gasoline is cheap to run that chipper.
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