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Old 11-17-2016, 08:21 PM
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Default The rabbit

An old Friend a Marine "Gunny" was dog sitting a friend's dog...the dog escaped.
Gunny looked all over for the dog... as he got home he saw the dog running towards him..with a neighbors dead pet rabbit in its mouth..
His wife was at work so he did his best imitation of a mortician.
He washed and blow dried the rabbit combing it's matted hair, then he jumped the fence and put the rabbit back into the opened outdoor hutch.

He cooked dinner and his wife walked in the door and poured a glass of white wine...the doorbell rang and it was the next door neighbor woman.. she was clearly panicked and screaming "there's a monster out there!"

Gunny'S wife plied her with wine and asked what had happened...
"Some monster dug up my rabbit that died last week, washed it and put it back in its cage!"

Gunny took my Military Police advice:
In a situation where it could go either way, do nothing, just keep your mouth shut!

He still is shaking his head and pouring both women another bottle of white..
Discretion is the better part of valor Gunny.
Be careful following the masses.
Sometimes the M is silent!
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Old 11-17-2016, 11:45 PM
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Love that one!
"There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California."
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Old 11-18-2016, 09:08 AM
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That is a chuckler!! lol
Too old to fight
Too slow to run
That's why I carry a big old gun.
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