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Old 04-03-2016, 08:55 AM
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Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 p.m. news was coming on.

The news crew was covering the story of a man preparing to jump off the ledge of a large building. The blonde looked at Bob and said, “Do you think he'll jump?”

Bob said, “You know, I bet he'll jump.”

The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won't.”

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You're on!” Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. “Fair's fair. Here's your money!”

Bob replied, “I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 p.m. news, so I knew he would jump.”

The blonde replied, “I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again!”
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Old 04-03-2016, 02:08 PM
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I've met a few people who are about that smart....lol!
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Dang, MEL's on a roll today - a few days off for server upgrades musta done him good!!
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Dand, MEL's on a roll today - a few days off for server upgrades musta done him good!!
I can't take credit, I saw it on facebook and thought you all might get a kick out of it.
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