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Old 04-03-2016, 08:51 AM
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This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.

When she went before the judge

he asked her,

"What did you steal?"

She replied, "A can of peaches."

The judge then asked her why

she had stolen the can of peaches,

and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how

many peaches were in the can.

She replied, "6."

The judge said,

"Then I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could conclude

the trial, the woman's husband

spoke up and asked the judge

if he could say something.

The judge said, "What is it?"

The husband said,

"She also stole a can of peas."
A government big enough to give you everything you want,
is big enough to take away everything you have. –Thomas Jefferson--
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Old 04-03-2016, 07:08 PM
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