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Old 12-31-2015, 04:09 PM
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Obama visits an elementary school to talk to the kids of a 4th grade class. After his talk he offers to answer some questions.

First a little girl puts up his hand, and Obama asks for her name.

“Suzanne,” responds the little girl.

“And what is your question, Suzanne”?

“I have four questions:

First, Why did the US bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?

Second, Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it’s actually gotten worse?

Third, Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs?

Fourth, Why are we lending a huge amount of money to Brazil to drill for oil, but America is not allowed to drill for oil?”

Just then, the bell rings for recess. The teacher says they will continue after recess.

When they resume Obama says, “OK, where were we? Oh, that’s right: Question time.. Who has a question”?

Little Johnny puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks for his name.

“Johnny” he responds.

“And what is your question, Johnny”?

“Actually, I have two questions.

First, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?

Second, Where is Suzanne”?
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BAHAHAHA, that's about how it happens isn't it?
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BAHAHAHA, that's about how it happens isn't it?
Sure is, my friend.
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I almost didn't even put it in "Jokes".
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