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Old 09-04-2010, 10:52 AM
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Talking Resimay,To hoom it mae cunsern,

Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond
to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

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Employer's response:

Dear Bryan ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday!
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Old 09-05-2010, 10:48 AM
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Old 09-05-2010, 04:41 PM
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Going to start him on Labor Day! lol!
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