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Old 09-30-2014, 03:19 PM
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Scientists find beer improves memory...
What? They musta been drinking the test materials
Can't tell Ya how many times I've asked "do you know where you are? to inebriated subjects and they got it wrong, though "Grandma's house" was my personal favorite.
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/0...cmp=latestnews
Scientist says for the effect to work requires about 5,000 beers..
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Old 09-30-2014, 04:25 PM
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Let's all sing ..99 beers on the wall!
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Ask me anything that has happened in the past 58 years and I have in the back of my mind. Now, I may not be able to pull it out, but its back there somewhere (BAHAHAHAhahahahaha). I'll bet that study cost taxpayer at least one million or more. Why can't I get a grant for a study like that? I'll study the effects of vodka and cranapple juice on a person's memory, and will only charge the government $500K. Now, that's cheap!
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Why can't I get a grant for a study like that? I'll study the effects of vodka and cranapple juice on a person's memory, and will only charge the government $500K. Now, that's cheap!
Because.... It's such a small subject matter?
Cmon Ya knew it was coming when Ya paste the target to your forehead..
Just yankin the chain brudda...
I'll be waiting for you to yank mine
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Processed meats cause cancer(?) huh? WAIT! Even worse, red meats too?!
http://apnews.myway.com/article/2015...84f1c850d.html
So since that lone star tick bite created my red blooded mammal meat allergy I've increased my lifespan?

Sure

I'm gonna live longer but what's that worth if I can never have a thick juicy medium rare ribeye steak seasoned with Montreal steak mix grilled over charcoal with mushrooms, onions and a splash of A-1!

Yeah guess what I dream about....
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Can't tell Ya how many times I've asked "do you know where you are? to inebriated subjects and they got it wrong, though "Grandma's house" was my personal favorite.

BAhahahaha did they not wonder what you were doing at Grandma's? LOL
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Processed meats cause cancer(?) huh? WAIT! Even worse, red meats too?
BACON? NOoooooo! Hot dogs, sausage......... A friend told me tonight that he heard that a small amount of saliva each day may cause cancer.

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Oh, why I'm glad I don't do chicken or turkey hot dogs?
14% contain

Human DNA?
https://www.yahoo.com/health/your-ve...214203888.html
Now we know where Jimmy Hoffa ended up....
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What part of the cow is in the all beef hot dog?
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What part of the cow is in the all beef hot dog?
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I do know. That is why I don't eat them. LOL
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